Posted 4 hours ago

goodnight

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I found the OITNB soundtrack on vinyl today but i didnt get it and i really regret it because the music on that show is really good. Also, it was an orange record.

Posted 4 hours ago
missmagrathea:

remember when Blink was on the Simpsons…

missmagrathea:

remember when Blink was on the Simpsons…

Posted 4 hours ago

thelillydachic:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

^ exactly! If they see guns not locked up they’ll think they’re fake and actually hurt themselves or eachother

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

Posted 4 hours ago

wreckedteens:

Wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch

Posted 4 hours ago

illaminati:

lameboob:

don’t ever go to deviantart it’s terrifying

image

like what possessed you to make sexy toad

yeah he was already too sexy from the beginning!!!

Posted 4 hours ago

tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

Posted 4 hours ago

nosdrinker:

lowtidelove:

nosdrinker:

when will taco bell stop fucking up my orders

When you stop being a lil pussy and stop modifying things because you dot like tomatoes or some shit

let’s take it down a notch

Posted 4 hours ago
bandsoffthewalls:

Brand New // Sic Transit Gloria

bandsoffthewalls:

Brand New // Sic Transit Gloria

Posted 4 hours ago

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: blacksupervillain)

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thegaywomenchannel:

aaajmachine:

Damn. When she comes out, she comes the fuck out.

(Source: jglxellen)

Posted 4 hours ago

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

Posted 4 hours ago

calypsos-island:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

(Source: lastindividual)